Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school.

The teacher starts off with a role call...

Teacher: Oracle?

"Present sir"

Teacher: DB2?

"Present sir"

Teacher: SQL Server?

"Present sir"

Teacher: MySQL?


Teacher: MySQL?


Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL

[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]

Teacher: Where have you been MySQL

"Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st"

"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"

"Getting wet!"

"What did you get for your birthday?"

"I got a trumpet, and it's the best present I ever got..."


"My Dad gives me 5 € a week not to blow it!"

Mary: "I saw ten people under one small umbrella on the beach. But they didn't get wet."

John: "Why not?"

Mary: "It wasn't raining!."

Jim: "Keep your dog away from me!"

Bibi: "Don't you know the proverb 'A barking dog never bites'?"

Jim: "Yes, but does your dog know the proverb?"