ONDETO

Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

Woman: "Give me my bill for my hotel room, please."

Receptionist: "Here is your bill, madam."

Woman: "And call me a taxi."

Receptionist: "Very well. You are a taxi."

Little Mary was on a train with her mother when suddenly she started to whisper in her mother's ear.

"Mary," said her mother sharply, "how many times have I told you it's impolite to whisper. If you've got anything to say, say it out loud."

"All right," said Mary, "why has that man got such big ears?"

What did the candle say to other candle?

"Are you going out tonight?"

Teacher: "Now, Benny, what did your father say about your school report?"

Benny: "Shall I leave out the swearwords?"

Teacher: "Of course!"

Benny: "Well then, he didn't say anything."

Teacher: "Johnny, who gave you that black eye?"

Johnny: "Nobody gave it to me. I had to fight for it."