That's an absolute scream!
Were your parents married before you were born?
Yes, my father was married, my mother was not.
Man in the clothes shop: "Can I try that blue suit in the window?"
Manager: "No, Sir, you'll have to use the changing room like everyone else."
Angry teacher: "Why are you so late?"
Lazy pupil: "Well, I saw the sign in the street that said 'School - ahead - go slow'!"
"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"