Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

"Dad, where are the Himalayas?"

"Ask your mother. She puts everything away."

"What did you get for your birthday?"

"I got a trumpet, and it's the best present I ever got..."


"My Dad gives me 5 € a week not to blow it!"

What did the candle say to other candle?

"Are you going out tonight?"

"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"

"Getting wet!"

"Who is your favourite author, Bill?"

"My father."

"What does he write?"