That's an absolute scream!
It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school.
The teacher starts off with a role call...
Teacher: SQL Server?
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
"Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st"
"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"
"What did you get for your birthday?"
"I got a trumpet, and it's the best present I ever got..."
"My Dad gives me 5 € a week not to blow it!"
Mary: "I saw ten people under one small umbrella on the beach. But they didn't get wet."
John: "Why not?"
Mary: "It wasn't raining!."
Jim: "Keep your dog away from me!"
Bibi: "Don't you know the proverb 'A barking dog never bites'?"
Jim: "Yes, but does your dog know the proverb?"