ONDETO

Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

Were your parents married before you were born?

Half.

Half?

Yes, my father was married, my mother was not.

Man in the clothes shop: "Can I try that blue suit in the window?"

Manager: "No, Sir, you'll have to use the changing room like everyone else."

Angry teacher: "Why are you so late?"

Lazy pupil: "Well, I saw the sign in the street that said 'School - ahead - go slow'!"

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"

"Getting wet!"