ONDETO

Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

Jim: "Keep your dog away from me!"

Bibi: "Don't you know the proverb 'A barking dog never bites'?"

Jim: "Yes, but does your dog know the proverb?"

Angry teacher: "Why are you so late?"

Lazy pupil: "Well, I saw the sign in the street that said 'School - ahead - go slow'!"

Teacher: "Now, Benny, what did your father say about your school report?"

Benny: "Shall I leave out the swearwords?"

Teacher: "Of course!"

Benny: "Well then, he didn't say anything."

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

Little Mary was on a train with her mother when suddenly she started to whisper in her mother's ear.

"Mary," said her mother sharply, "how many times have I told you it's impolite to whisper. If you've got anything to say, say it out loud."

"All right," said Mary, "why has that man got such big ears?"