Englisch für Kinder, Anfänger und Fortgeschrittene beim Privatlehrer

That's an absolute scream!

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

Man in the clothes shop: "Can I try that blue suit in the window?"

Manager: "No, Sir, you'll have to use the changing room like everyone else."

"I thought you weren't going to smoke any more."

"I'm not."

"But you're smoking as much as ever."

"Well, that's not more, is it?"

"Benny, what are you doing out there in the rain?"

"Getting wet!"

Angry teacher: "Why are you so late?"

Lazy pupil: "Well, I saw the sign in the street that said 'School - ahead - go slow'!"